Breakup recovery, delivered
The Breakup Box turns an awful week into a funny, personal care package—with comfort essentials, a handwritten note, and a custom roast of the ex.
Built for best friends, sisters, roommates, and coworkers who know she deserves better.
Exhibit A
“Not ready for a relationship.” Ready for 47 gym selfies, apparently.
Our founder promises
We’re a new independent business, so we won’t invent reviews or overpromise. Here’s what every order can expect instead.
Your answers shape the roast and your note—not a generic card pulled from a pile.
Every item earns its place: laugh, snack, vent, reset, repeat.
Slightly unhinged humor, handled with care for the person receiving it.
Inside the intervention
The killer feature
Tell us the red flags, excuses, and deeply unnecessary habits. We turn the details into a one-of-one roast made to be screenshotted, framed, or dramatically read aloud at girls’ night.
The roast
He called communication “drama” but posted cryptic song lyrics at 2 a.m. Be serious.
Comfort, with a side of chaos
A bold candle, emergency chocolate, “Do Not Text Him” lock-screen card, survival checklist, and The Ex Files journal.
Make it unmistakably hers
Add a personal message, cozy socks, wine glass, custom photo, or a satisfying “Block Him” sticker.
How it works
Start with the signature Breakup Box and choose any available extras.
Share a few details about her, the ex, and the tone you want.
We personalize it, package it beautifully, and send it her way.
She brought the tissues. You bring the plot twist.
Turn the breakup into a box full of comfort, comedy, and proof that her people have her back.
Build her box